e-seal:

People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”

death-420:

yourfavhasonebraincell:

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Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure has one brain cell!

requested by @z-paladin

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smatter:

Naomi Smalls fuckingn killed the talent show

stoicsilence:

im so angry

finnglas:

weirdfaggot:

mockwa:

Стриптиз от Туктамышевой

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I heard about 20 girls in the crowd have a lesbian awakening around 2:40…

yourfavhasonebraincell:

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Asahi sas Brutus from Final Fantasy XIV has one brain cell!

requested by Anonymous

d0rkwonder:

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Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

bewbin:

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

benepla:

book YouTube is SOOOOO funny cuz there are just like an infinite amount of books……so many fucking books…..and then you roll on something like this

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well no shit lily it looks like you dug that out of the garbage of a 1970s porno theater

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny